Author: Sutton Porter

Sutton Porter is a standup comic, producer for Politics and Profits with Rick Amato, former producer at One America News and the Dr. Phil show.

Horrible Media Strategy “Indict Christie” wreaks havoc on campaign

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Former campaign manager for presidential candidate Chris Christie, Hobo Ken was removed from his position for making false claims to the Department of Justice.  Ken jealous of the media attention Former President Trump was receiving since his indictment devised a plan to get Christie more airtime. The ousted campaign director went full whistleblower and claimed Christie was guilty of wrong-doing which resulted in charges being brought against the former New Jersey Governor and presidential candidate, for perceived past offenses. Startling claims date back to many years ago and are posted below. Conspiracy to enter a closed beach during a government…

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Biden Administration Appoints Obstacle Czar to Alleviate Potential Stumbles

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Hearkening back to his days with former President Obama, Joe Biden summoned up the czar list and appointed Rufus Duhamel to oversee his unintentional pratfalls. Duhamel told reporters it is his job to make sure that any obstacles in the President’s path will be addressed and eradicated prior to Biden entering or exiting potentially dangerous scenarios. When asked to further elaborate, Rufus red-flagged areas of concern such as Air Force One, going into full Liam Neeson Taken character saying, “I don’t know what you want, I know you are an airplane, and I will pursue you”. It is to be…

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