Author: Sutton Porter

Sutton Porter is a standup comic, producer for Politics and Profits with Rick Amato, former producer at One America News and the Dr. Phil show.

Stoned Sharks Take Over Shark Week

Satire

It’s late July and that means it’s time for Shark Week. The popular week-long shark infested programing hit the airwaves 35 years ago on The Discovery Channel, making the toothy predator a terrifying summer icon. This shark week is a bit different, a new selachimorpha is on the scene and this one is high. Cocaine sharks apparently have been ingesting bags of cocaine seemingly dumped by drug traffickers off the coast of Florida for many years. The popularity of Cocaine Bear has led to a new interest in Cocaine Sharks. Taking advantage of their new celebrity the sharks are seeking…

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