Author: Sutton Porter

Sutton Porter is a standup comic, producer for Politics and Profits with Rick Amato, former producer at One America News and the Dr. Phil show.

Whispers are swirling that the ambitious Governor of California, Gavin Newsom is planning to crash the Wednesday GOP debate at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley, CA. An insider within the California Office of the Governor said, it’s kind of going to be like a political smash and grab. He busts in grabs a mic, makes sure his best side is facing the cameras and shouts I’m not waiting until November I’m debating all y’all right now. Eventually he leaves, but not before announcing that there will be a debate tax placed on the venue. We asked the informant; are…

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There is speculation that North Korea’s infamous leader Kim Jong Un will meet with Russian president Vladimir Putin in what clearly seems to be an exchange of weapons. Jong Un is eager to impose his presence on the world stage and such a meeting seems likely as Russia needs to boost its military strength, but will Putin bargain with the dictator of the Hermit Kingdom? The proposed meeting seems illogical even for Russia. Seriously, a partnership with Kim is like striking a deal with the crazy Muppet that was always blowing everything up. What could go wrong? BOOM! Fearing a…

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Rising cost of living, safety, convenience, rural areas, or great shopping may all have you asking the question Should I move? If you are pondering a relocation, this handy guide can offer you a glimpse into what you might expect in your quest for a new location. A few months ago, Money Geek published a list of the safest and most dangerous cities to live. In this article we will look at some on their list, and my suggestions/rebuttal. Provo, Utah made the list of top safest, let’s break that down. While it is true Provo is relatively safe, newcomers…

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Philadelphia, PA is not known for its genteel conversation, but has decided to replicate New Jersey’s Board of Education decision that voted to remove male and female from the student’s language. However, Philly wanted to pick something that everyone not just students were comfortable hearing, like loser. No longer the City of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia will now be known as “The City of Youz Losers, it’s Not an Insult, We Only Say it if We Like You-It’s a Philly Thing”. “Look we call cheese-ish toppings for hoagies whiz, it’s not a problem” “Hey loser, how do you like yer footlong,…

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