Apparently, Lewis has other sayings too, such as he’s not a king or a god, in the same stern tone, but how did this pumpkin ghoul become so agitated?
I went to the pumpkin farm where Lewis grew up and spoke to some of his relatives and classmates and they had a lot to say. Several residents echoed the same story, Lewis was angling to get out of the patch from the first harvest.
One mini pumpkin said that guy was always looking for the spotlight. Lewis, we called him Jacky then, would go to Mathematicians conventions in Las Vegas and say he was the real PI-super corny to say the least. Luckily that pumpkin pi joke stayed in Vegas.
Look, everyone wants a shot at a reality show and hey, once you’re carved 15 minutes of fame goes at warp speed. I guess after years of failure Lewis found his gold and dissed all of us little guys just waiting to light up Halloween night. I mean if it wasn’t for us, dead people and that Coco kid would be bumping into walls and falling off cliffs, we light the way!
Lewis may have found his niche, but the competition has put out their own talking jack-o’-lantern and he could very well take the pumpkin crown this Halloween.
Meet the Katt Williams pumpkin, he will grudgingly hand out candy while roasting the early toddler trick-or-treaters. When the night wears on and the teens come around Katt-o’-Lantern will sucker punch them, but don’t worry your kid will beat him up and win.
I got an exclusive interview with Katt before he hits the stores this weekend. I asked him his opinion of Lewis. Katt said I know you are reading this Lewis because she hash tagged your name in this article. So lay your fame hungry eyes on this. You may not identify as a jack-o’-lantern, but you’re a jackass and don’t act like you’re all high and mighty; I saw your raggedy seed filled head clubbing last night, you may say you don’t want light coming from your eyes and mouth, but your sad butt was lit. Looking like some Bacardi sipping fireball from Hell. BTW, I already told TMZ. I’m the @#%*ing pumpkin king now sucker!
This is the real Halloween wars, and Happy Halloween.