There is speculation that North Korea’s infamous leader Kim Jong Un will meet with Russian president Vladimir Putin in what clearly seems to be an exchange of weapons.
Jong Un is eager to impose his presence on the world stage and such a meeting seems likely as Russia needs to boost its military strength, but will Putin bargain with the dictator of the Hermit Kingdom?
The proposed meeting seems illogical even for Russia. Seriously, a partnership with Kim is like striking a deal with the crazy Muppet that was always blowing everything up. What could go wrong? BOOM!
Fearing a world war, a whistleblower has stepped forward with a document he claims is Jong Un’s manifesto of destruction.
The first article in the document that the North Korean leader wants Putin to sign is:
In exchange for North Korea’s finest missiles and military technology, the President of Russia shall bomb all persons who called Dear Leader “Fatboy” by the most destructive, scariest, fear instilling, heart attack-causing means.
The world is reacting with concern as it is feared that Dennis Rodman will be the only man alive in the U.S.
The whistleblower confirmed this was a fact and that Kim Jong Un loves Rodman like a brother, just not one he would assassinate by having his “pleasure squad” rub toxic chemicals in his face.
Also stated is that he will take over South Korea and eradicate K-Pop which didn’t strike as much fear in Westerners who thought of it like ok, we’ll give him that one.
North Korea has also vowed to destroy the west coast of the U.S., except Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles because you know-Lakers-Dennis Rodman thing.
America is taking preparations for this. Canines are uniting and planning to seek revenge on the horrific tyrant that rounded up all pet dogs from their homes in North Korea during 2020 and put them to death saying they were a symbol of western decadence. How Rodman didn’t get scooped up in that roundup is beyond me.
The pooches are planning to ship Rocket Man off to a Pittsburgh portable potty surrounded by a bunch of country music/Morgan Wallen fans. The plump maniac doesn’t stand a chance.
This is a developing story.