Whispers are swirling that the ambitious Governor of California, Gavin Newsom is planning to crash the Wednesday GOP debate at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley, CA.
An insider within the California Office of the Governor said, it’s kind of going to be like a political smash and grab. He busts in grabs a mic, makes sure his best side is facing the cameras and shouts I’m not waiting until November I’m debating all y’all right now.
Eventually he leaves, but not before announcing that there will be a debate tax placed on the venue.
We asked the informant; are there any other topics the governor will be discussing. He said yea, last year he signed into law AB 2799 which protected rappers’ music from being used against them in criminal cases.
Well now he wants to pass legislation that prohibits Vivek Ramaswamy from ever singing rap at a campaign stop in California.
It shouldn’t really come as a surprise that Newsom is interested in a presidential run. Yes, he just endorsed Biden, but maybe he’s angling for a VP spot?
President Biden must be feeling the heat coming off the eager Governor. I mean right now he has as much job security as Twiiter employees post Elon takeover.
Our insider left us with one final comment saying Newsom has been practicing scaring the elderly, by jumping out from behind doors and desks at them like Cato in the Pink Panther movies.