Philadelphia, PA is not known for its genteel conversation, but has decided to replicate New Jersey’s Board of Education decision that voted to remove male and female from the student’s language. However, Philly wanted to pick something that everyone not just students were comfortable hearing, like loser.
No longer the City of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia will now be known as “The City of Youz Losers, it’s Not an Insult, We Only Say it if We Like You-It’s a Philly Thing”. “Look we call cheese-ish toppings for hoagies whiz, it’s not a problem” “Hey loser, how do you like yer footlong, wit whiz or witout-sounds vile right?” “Ever been to a birds game (Eagles for the rest of us), who hasn’t been called that or worse? “We’re a cantankerous lot, but loveable”. Said one local.
If a city could be assigned a personality, then Philly would be Don Rickles.
Roasting people seems to be embedded in all Philadelphians DNA, but there is a fierce debate on if that includes razzing the Founding Fathers.
The city is the location of the Second Continental Congress and where the signing of the Declaration of Independence took place. Independence Hall is the home of the Liberty Bell.
So, how can you justify referring to the founders of our great country as the Founding Losers? Well, that is the question that is sparking heated debate in the city.
Some residents are saying let’s just call them all Jawn, while others are saying we can prolly (not a typo) say only the ones that lived in Philadelphia can be referred to as Youz Losers. Many others are saying just keep this down the shore back in Jersey, cause youz all are drawlin. In other words, you jokers are out of line.
It’s most likely a debate that won’t cool down anytime soon.
Keep up to date on this developing story right here, youz losers.